New Evidence

   The day after his client was found guilty, lawyer Schwartz rushed into court jubilantly waving a thick sheaf of papers.

   "Your Honor, Your Honor," he cried. "I've just uncovered new evidence that requires reopening my client's case."

   The judge stared at the attorney. "New evidence?" the judge inquired. "What kind of evidence?"

   "My client has an extra $10,000, and I only found out about it today!"

 

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